What do we say to death?

  • Not Today!

    Dear Grim Reaper,

    I understand that we had an appointment this morning. However, I found this really shiny golden circle right outside your office. I left you a note in your mailbox with a future date in mind. I hope you understand. There might be more gold shiny things in the world. I have to find them!

    Your loyal customer,


  • You just missed me. I hate to be short with you, but I have things to do. There is someone for you in the future, I swear. You're an amazing person and don't settle for less. Talk to you later okay?